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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

teutoniic:

un-toxicated:

finnharriesdick:

kissnecks:

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?

Not in America…

what

fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

inexplicablytolerable:

originalplumbing:

"Everyone who has rallied to get me on this list I love you all. To have a black trans woman at the top of this list if it’s only for today is so major. Keep voting. Voting is open til April 22.” — Laverne Cox via Facebook
Click here to cast your vote in the TIME100 Reader Poll.

omg

inexplicablytolerable:

originalplumbing:

"Everyone who has rallied to get me on this list I love you all. To have a black trans woman at the top of this list if it’s only for today is so major. Keep voting. Voting is open til April 22.” — Laverne Cox via Facebook

Click here to cast your vote in the TIME100 Reader Poll.

omg

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT

thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT

themumblybee:

caried-away:

16nite:

Please reblog so people will know. 

Hey hey I’m Fierce! Gotta love it

I’m adorable. I WANTED TO BE FIERCE

themumblybee:

caried-away:

16nite:

Please reblog so people will know. 

Hey hey I’m Fierce! Gotta love it

I’m adorable. I WANTED TO BE FIERCE

lifefiber:

daily reminder to do your best to not disappoint lady satsuki

lifefiber:

daily reminder to do your best to not disappoint lady satsuki

GIRLS ARE REALLY HOT AND I’M REALLY GAY